the_sarcastic_robber

by Matt Moeller

February 10, 20261 pages

"Dark comedy — A grumpy, sarcastic forty-year-old gas-station clerk faces a hapless, guilt-ridden robber and defuses the robbery with contempt and deadpan wit, forcing both men to confront pride and humiliation before things spiral — stakes: dignity, money, and a gun on the counter."

In this darkly comic one-set screenplay, Reggie, a world-weary forty-year-old gas station clerk with a venomous wit, faces off with an awkward, guilt-ridden robber who’s far more flustered than dangerous. Set in a lonely convenience store late at night, the film mines sharp, sarcastic dialogue and stubborn deadpan for a battle of nerves where power shifts through insults, empathy, and petty triumphs. Equal parts cringe comedy and bleak character study, The Sarcastic Robber turns a routine crime into a sly, human portrait of two damaged men who find their roles unexpectedly reversed.

Meet the creator

Matt Moeller profile

Matt Moeller

(John Matthew Moeller)

JUST A BIG OL' NERD

📍 North Hollywood, CA✉️ [email protected]🌐 www.mattmoeller.com🎬 Television

Matt Moeller has aspired to be a writer, director, and funnyman since living in Orlando, Florida in 2004 which is basically the cretaceous period at this point. He’s written a book about improv comedy, hosted a live show where he got romantically dumped on stage 20 times in one night, made a ton of little fun videos for channel101 and YouTube, and now he’s full port into writing and directing horror shorts. This is the first you’ve heard of him and you’re unimpressed, but somewhat tickled at his self deprecation and meta humor. Wait, he’s standing right behind you right now, isn’t he?

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Screenplay Analysis

Analysis of the_sarcastic_robber

Statistics

1Scenes
1Est. Pages
18Lines
112Words

Characters (2)

REGGIE
“a grumpy forty year old man, sits behind the counter of a gas station convenience store, mumbling to himself”
4 linesmale60s+
ROBBER
4 lines

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